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Disney Acquires Lucasfilm, Announces “Star Wars: Episode VII”, Steals...

The Internet cracked in half Tuesday afternoon when the Walt Disney Company announced it would be spending $4.05 billion on the acquisition of Lucasfilm Ltd. lock, stock, and blaster barrel. Compared...

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My Geek Demerits #6: No Use for Movie Rumors

This mysterious stranger sees all, knows all, defies accountability, and is trusted by millions.Today the Internet exploded with the news that J.J. Abrams would be directing the seventh installment in...

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If I Were in Charge of “Star Wars: Episode 7″…

In my version, only one of these characters survives the first five minutes. Possibly the bearded guy in the white hat. He’s already guaranteed his own action figure. (Photo from our personal Star Wars...

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Star Wars Episode VII and the Joy of Arbitrary Deadlines

One of the many lessons we learned from the Prequels Trilogy: C-3PO wasn’t built in a day. (Photo taken at the “Star Wars: Where Science Meets the Imagination” traveling exhibit, which my wife and I...

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Top 10 Greatest “Star Wars Episode VII” Leaked Set Photos

The filmmaking process for every Star Wars movie in the modern era has its traditions, and none refuse to die more irritatingly than the part where professional paparazzi, busybody neighbors, and...

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The Only “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” Shot-by-Shot Trailer Analysis You’ll...

John Boyega. Daisy Ridley. STAR WARS. Canon. Cope. In the past 24 hours eight hundred million other internet users have posted their thoughts on the all-new Official Star Wars: The Force Awakens...

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What I Demand to See in “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”

The Star Wars Cinematic Universe introduces the first three members of its All-New All-Different Avengers. Every Star Wars fan, whether casual or hardcore, has their mental wish list of stuff they’re...

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